My baby's wearing glasses when she's driving her car That leads us to a place where we know who we are And surely sounds funny But my heart keeps telling That I wish that you could be here too
My baby's got a baby in the back of the car He's calling out my name - oh you know how kids are - And I know I should feel lucky But the only thing I see Is just me being hard for you now
I'm walking down the drive and there's a pram on my arm and My wife she keeps on talking but I'm trying to stay calm And things are getting better And i do less to upset her Now I'm thinking of you and your charms
They say I could be your father I'm gonna let the people know That in the 80s I was too high To make anyone as beautiful as you
I know you watch my programme and it's easy to tell That although it seems I've made it you know I'm not that well I'm stressed about my ratings And the press they are all waiting 'Cause the young they are coming up strong
You try to get home early on a Saturday night and You've got a virgin Mary and she shines in the light There's dinner in the freezer and You're looking for your slippers And you're putting your cellphone on hold
They say I could be your father I'm gonna let the people know That in the 80s I was too high To make anyone as beautiful as you
You know that Le Palace was always a real blast Back in the days when you were born I should let the people know Take you out to show But you know baby it's been so long