I met a little chick at the highschool dance She had a long blond hair and a big wild eyes I drove her home on my daddy' Ford Thought she'd kiss me but I was wrong She said: "Not so fast, man. I'm so tired Call me in the mornig, it will be all right"
So I called that baby and I got that date Standing on the corner I wasnt late Shiny boots and a brand new tie But I felt nervous just don't know why Somethin' happend, I felt wet Bird shit left right on my head chorus:
Bird shit boogie ( Bird shit boogie ) Tough kind of luck Bird shit boogie ( Bird shit boogie ) I'm gonna shoot that mean old duck
I was standin' there and it started to stink That chick was comin' across the street As she came closer, I said hi Lookin' mightly stupid you know why She said hey baby you look great But something's stinkin' on your head
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Now the chick is gone she broke the date The shit's still stinkin' on my head I was standin' there just like a fool Feelin' mad but stayin' cool I guess it's over now I'm sittin' here I couldnt get lovin' but I got beer I couldnt get lovin' but I got beer I couldnt get lovin' but I got beer