Break a mirror, roll the dice Run with scissors through a chip pan firefight Go into business with a grizzly bear But just don’t sit down cause i’ve moved your chair
Find a well known hard man and start a fight Wear your shell suit on bonfire night Fitting a circular hole With a peg that’s square But just don’t sit down cause I’ve moved your chair
Oooh yeah yeah yeah
Bite the lightning And tell me how it tastes Kung fu fighting on your roller skates Do the macarena in the devil’s lair But just don’t sit down cause I’ve moved your chair