Hey everybody, did the news get around About a guy named Butcher Pete Oh, Pete just flew into this town And he’s choppin’ up all the women’s meat
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He keeps hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ He keeps hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ He keeps hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ He just hacks, whacks, choppin’ that meat
Butcher Pete’s got a long sharp knife He starts choppin’ and don’t know when to stop All you fellas gotta watch your wives ‘Cause Pete don’t care whose meat he chops
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Ever since Pete flew into town He’s been havin’ a ball Just cuttin’ and choppin’ for miles around Single women, married women, old maids and all
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Wakes up in the morning, half past five Chops from sunrise to sunset I don’t see how he stays alive Meat’s gonna be the death of ole Pete yet
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The police put Pete in jail Yes, he finally met his fate But when they came to pay his bail They found him choppin’ on his cell mate
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That Butcher Pete is a crazy man Tries to chop down the wind and the rain Just hacks on anything he can get Say, turn this record over, you ain’t heard nothing yet
Well, they let ole Pete out of the jail He went back to his store All the women who paid his bail Were waitin' on Pete to chop some more
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat
There's an old woman, who's ninety-two Lives down the street She said, one thing more I wanna do Is find ole Pete and let him chop my meat
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat
Pete went to church one Sunday night He gave the preacher a fit That crazy Pete started a fight When he went hackin' on the pulpit
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat
Well, they put him in jail again They tried to give him life Pete beat the case, he pleaded insane They gave him back his same ole knife
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat
Well, he got out of jail on Sunday night Monday he tightened his grip He started to China to see the sights Went nuts again and chopped up the ship
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat
Brought ole Pete back to town To electrocute him there But Pete was crazy like a clown He chopped down that electric chair
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' (He's a maniac!) He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' (He don't do nothin' but hackin') He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat