~~Lyrics~~ There are squirrels in my pants! Tell me what's makin' you jump like that! S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants! Ain't got no chickens, Ain't got no rats... S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P, Then maybe you can be movin' like me... Step right over and watch me put it down... Squirrels! Squirrels! (S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it... S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, waterin' your plants? S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
How can I qualify for government grants? S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
Yeah... Hypnotize me, put me in a trance... S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
Got an Aunt Florence livin' in France... She can't see the- Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down... Squirrels! Squirrels! (S to the I to the M to the P,) Step right over and watch me put it... S to the I to the M to the P!
If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants! S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Yeah... Proletariat, bourgeoisie! Baby you don't need an academic degree! Everybody's smellin' my potpourri! S to the I to the M to the P! Step right over and watch me put it down... Squirrels! Squirrels! S to the I to the M to the P!
Step right over and watch me put it... Down, down, on the ground... 'Cause you know I got it goin' on!
(S...) S to the I to the M to the P! (I...) S to the I to the M to the P! (M...) S to the I to the M to the P! If your pockets are empty get a cash advance! Squirrels! Squirrels! S to the I to the M to the P!
(S...) S to the I to the M to the P! If you're losin' your hair get yourself implants! (I..) S to the I to the M to the P! If you're wrestlin' a bear then you ain't got a chance! (M...) S to the I to the M to the P! Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants! Ain't about love! Ain't about romance! I got squirrels in my pants!