Wait a minute man Hey check this out man (tell it) There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey) There was this blind man right(hey) He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?) He stopped he took a deep breath he said "Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies" <all laughing> You like that shit man (that was pretty good) Hey man I got a gang of that shit man I tell you what my man on the guitar, Hey fool on the drums. Everyone just gather around the mic I'll tell you all these mutha fuckin' jokes but first imma start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C'mon!)
Say Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need We can go to the park after dark Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. So roll, roll, roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems Feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale Skatin' on ragged rims So roll, roll, the '83 Cadilac Coupe Deville If my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my (caddy) cabby will.
Well it was just sundown in small white town They call it East Side Palmdale (well) When the Afroman walked through the white land Houses went up for sale (hell) Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs When i met a little girl name Jan I let her ride in my caddy cause I didnt know her daddy was the leader of The Ku (klux)Kluck Klan We fucked on the bed Fucked on the floor Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro Then I fucked to the left Fucked to the right She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba Got my ass lookin' like a zebra I put on my clothes and I was on my way When her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet And so I ran, I jumped out the back window But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four Oh he beat me to the left He beat me to the right The mother fucker wooped my ass all night But i aint mad at a prejudice dad That's the best damn pussy I ever had I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time
[CHORUS] Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need We can go to the park, after dark Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale Skatin' on datin' rims So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Cabby will
I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair but damn she looked good I took her to my house 'cause she was fine But she whupped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan Never made love with an African I fucked her once I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice Don't be amazed with at stories I tell ya I met a woman in the heart of Australia Had a big butt and big titties too So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii Lips where breakfast Pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch
Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky She said I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me I came in her mouth it was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
[CHORUS] Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need We can go to the park, after dark Wait a minute man Hey check this out man (tell it) There was this bl