DINER PATRONS AND WORKERS: Straight back and to the left Pick up those f*cking eggs B...ring! B...ring! We're out of milk Who took my rye bread? Four waters to table seven I'm sorry, we don't deliver on Sunday I need table three for two, yesterday Is there a list? Harrington? Harrington? Kaplan, K-a-p-l-a-n for seven
JONATHAN Order
DINER PATRONS AND WORKERS: No, I'm sorry, those people were here first We don't have tables for seven Are we in smoking?
JONATHAN Tension
MAN I'll have the salad Nicoise and some honey bread
JONATHAN Balance
WOMAN I said, I wanted an omelet with no yolks That's why you're just a waiter
JONATHAN: Brunch Sunday In the blue, silver chromium diner On the green, purple, yellow, red stools Sit the fools Who should eat at home Instead, they pay on
ALL Sunday
JONATHAN: For a cool orange juice or a bagel On the soft, green cylindrical stools Sit the fools Drinking cinnamon coffee Or decaffeinated tea
ALL Forever In the blue, silver chromium diner
JONATHAN: Drips the green, orange, violet drool
ALL From the fools
JONATHAN: Who'd pay less at home Drinking coffee
ALL Light And dark
MICHAEL: And cholesterol And bums Bums, bums, bums, bums, Bums, bums, bums, bums, Bums,
MAN and WOMAN People screaming for their toast In a small, SoHo cafe
JONATHAN: On an island in
JONATHAN, MICHAEL AND SUSAN: Two Rivers On an ordinary Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday!