Trouty Mouth: Guppy Face, Trouty Mouth, Is that how people's lips look where you come from in the South?
Grouper Mouth, Froggy Lips, I love suckin' on those salamander lips.
Wanna put a fish hook in those lips, so cherry red If you tried hard enough, you could suck a baby's head!
Whoo! Oh, yeah-eah, yeah.
Big Ass Heart: My girl went to the doctor cause her heart had palpitations He said cut the carbs, or else she'd end up pushing up carnations She stepped up on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh Lordy" If you don't drop a few girl, you won't make it past age forty
My girl said, "Hey lookie, on that fancy x-ray chart" Said the doctor, "Holy hell that's one G.D. big ass heart"
I'm telling you my friend, my girl's got a big ass heart When she shops for groceries that heart gets its own damn cart That big ass heart can pump two tons of love through her chest And then sit down and win a lovin' pie-eating contest
I love that big ass heart so much I think it isn't fair Like how your heart won't pay me back for breaking all my chairs So sick with love I think I'm coming down with rickets When that big ass heart flies coach it has to pay for two plane tickets