Mr. Lear: Let's have a beer here, dear. Mrs. Lear: What a good idea! They have very good beer here. We came here last year. Mr. Lear: The atmosphere here is very clear. Mrs. Lear: And it's windier than last year. Mr. Lear: (speaking to the waiter) Two beers, please. Mrs. Lear: Look, dear! Look at that mountaineer drinking beer. Mr. Lear: His beard is in his beer. Mrs. Lear: His beard has nearly disappeared into his beer! Mr. Lear: Sh, dear! He might hear. Waiter: (bringing the beer) Here you are, sir. Two beers. Mr. Lear: (drinking his beer) Cheers, dear! Mrs. Lear: Cheers! Here's to the bearded mountaineer.