Oh, eat your animal crackers 'Cause my mother told me so long ago, "If you eat your animal crakers, The children in Europe won't starve anymore" Hahaha hahahaha hahaha
Oh I love eating icecream, Chocolate, vanilla and butter pecan, But I best love animal crackers 'Cause I love helping my fellow man Yeah, I eat more crackers than anyone can Hahaha haha
(I forgot the words ONCE! Thank you!)
Once I went on a diet (that's the freudian part, is it, when I forget it) Once I went on a diet A carbohydrate diet ain't nice 'Cause you can't eat animal crackers So, I'm gonna stay a fatty for all of my life, Hahaha hahaha But some people think that fatties are nice, yeah
Did you ever hear of Alice's restaurant? I eat at Alice's restaurant year after year She makes an animal cracker pizza, ha And she gives animal crackers out free with the beer Oh, let's give Alice a great big cheer She knows the age Ah, animal crackers are in this year! Ha ha hahaha Oh, lalalalala lala lala
I wrote this song in Columbus, Missouri I was had a day off, so I, I wanted to go to the country, and that wasn't very difficult because the country was Columbus, Missouri is the country And I walked outside my door and I saw a big cow and I said, "Oh, moo, you know, don't you, you know that I don't eat cows?" And the cow didn't say anything except: "Mmmm, Melanie" And so, and so I wrote him this song, and I wrote it really for all the cows