Ballad of the Mann Co Mercenaries (Ballad of the Crystal Ponies Parody)
Sniper: Saxton Hale needs our help Defences will not last forever I think we can do it So we'll need to work together We have to get this right Yes we have to make them see That the Mann. Co Mercenaries'll save their history
Scout: I'm gonna be battin' a thousand!
Spy: Those bots won't know that I'm at large.
Engineer: I'll be erectin' mah sentries!
Medic: They'll learn never to face my übercharge!
All: Oh we have to get this right, Yes we have to make them see That the Mann. Co Mercenaries'll save their history
Soldier: I shall sound my Battle Horn To let them know I'm on my way!
Sniper: Let's get ready for the Assault! Can we beat 'em in a day?
All: Oh, we have to get this right, Yes we have to make them see That the Mann. Co Mercenaries'll save their history