24Railwaycuttings - Find a Gun (Find a Pet Parody) | Текст песни

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Medic:
Now then, Scout, Mein freund, I cannot express my delight
For it's abundantly clear
That somewhere in here
Is a weapon to suit you just right

Scout:
I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules
It's of utmost importance
The weapon I get
simply has to be awesome and cool!

Medic: 'Awesome, cool, got it!'
There are so many wonderful choices, just wait and see!

Scout:
I need to stay fast so those dummies can't keep up with me.

Medic:
Jawohl! How 'bout some bear claws?
They're big and furry and swift as can be!

Scout:
'Big, and furry? Have you even met me?'

Medic:
Scout, have faith
You see, I will bet you
Somewhere in here is the gun that'll get you

Come on, the sky's the limit!

Scout: Sky is good. I'd like it to match me when I jump.

Medic: Really? Because I think this little sentry has your name written all over it. Yes, he does. Ohoho, I think he likes you!

Scout: Um... pass.

Medic:
I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide
There's a Cow Mangler here,
To strike in the fear...

Scout: Why would I have this, just why?

Medic: Well, I did see a Soldier soar 20 feet through the air when he used it.

Scout: That's it. I'm outta here.

Medic:
Wait! There must be a gun here
Let's see on the computer
How 'bout a Machina, or Reserve Shooter?

Scout: Make it better, and cooler!

Medic: Better, cooler. Right.

I've got just the thing in that car, Scout
Meet your awesome gun, Natascha!

Scout: It's a freaking minigun.

Medic: Not just any minigun, it slows down your enemies! OOF! Ugh... Was ist los?

Scout: ...Yeah. So, like I was saying...

Medic, old pal, this won't cut it
Coz those dummies shouldn't keep up with me
I need something swifter, something fast,
to shoot them down while I defy gravity!

Medic: I'm guessing you want something to match your speed and agility.

Scout: Oh yeah, you're real smart poindexter!

Medic: Schweinehunde... Ahem...

I have so many wonderful weapons to make you an ace!
Like a Force-of-Nature or a Blaster owned by Baby Face!

Scout: Better. Any more?

Medic:
Ja. How 'bout a Pistol, Scattergun, or a Winger?
There's so many wonderful weapons the likes of that
Sandman, or Boston Basher!
They are both good thrashers!
Or maybe you want to go simple and just use this bat?

Scout: Now you're talking! But instead of just one standout, now that's too many.

So many choices, and such riches aplenty

Medic: Not a bad thing to have, if you ask me.

Scout:
Scattergun would be awesome, but the Blaster I like too
Is there anything worth more than a stripey hat?

Medic: No.

But I've got a Soda Popper, which might just suit you

Scout:
What to do, what to do? *gasp*
A prize! That's it! There's really just one way
To find out which weapon is best
Try 'em out with speed, agility, and guts
That will put each one to the test!

Medic:
Don't forget style, that should be considered

Scout:
Then we'll know for sure what's best in the litter

Medic:
The one who is awesome and cool

Scout:
Just like me
Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best

Both:
So a contest we will see

Scout:
Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest gun

Both:
In the world for me

Medic:
Let the games

Both:
Begin

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