This day is going to be perfect The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small See them all scatter around As my machines bring them all down For very soon I shall destroy them all!
Saxton Hale:
This day was going to be perfect The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small But instead of winning hats, trading crates and this and that, Those Victory bells may never sound at all...
Gray Mann:
I could care less about headdress I simply scorn Balloonicorns! All such tat! It shall be shattered this day! My mighty tanks traverse the lands! Carrying out my superb plans! Now it's time for RED and BLU to fall! For Saxton Hale there's no more room! For he shall surely meet his doom! For very soon Mann Co. will be all mine!
Medic:
The robot armies have been sent! We must set up our defence! For now the metal army's on its way!
Soldier:
I have a fear that we may lose, But together, REDs and BLUs, Shall make sure that those tinpots never stay!
Heavy:
That Gray Mann, he does assume, That he shall bring us to our doom. But what he doesn't know, we'll keep his hordes at bay!
Gray Mann:
Finally, the time has come! To unleash my armies in the setting sun!
Demoman:
The fight will be severe, When those grey machines appear. Perhaps then, Mann Co. will be...
Gray Mann:
MINE! ALL MINE! [evil laugh]
(Reprise)
Gray Mann:
This day is going to be just perfect The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small Every landmark I'll control! Destroy everything Mann. Co! For why should Saxton Hale have it all? [evil laugh]