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i wear a pair of asics, workin' day shifts,
saving cash writin' tracks in 8 bits,
spend the weekend in the friend zone,
the club i frequent is nintendo,
and its been close to 10 whole
months of platinum status,
a maximum badass who lackin' an address to claim.
forums, im the fastest to flame,
a master of Magic the game.
and i like to eat food, i speed cube,
an intellectual type when i write,
plus i like to read too.
manga transcription,
got the grand diction,
in my harry potter erotica fan fiction.
playin' skyrim with a glass of mead,
playin' with my hoodie up in assassins creed.
but im, too fat ass for parkour practice,
so i just jack it to the star wars actress.

2PLAYER more than bleeps and bloops,
2PLAYER more than biggie and snoop,
2PLAYER so let the word spread,
2PLAYER got the nerd cred.

an average geek thatll ravage a beat
like a savage freak in an average week.
speed run games for fun,
prefer text based over games with guns,
favorite one? too many in memory to say,
ill just code my own in assembly to play.
main toys my gameboy for replay,
got a broken one bought that golden one on ebay.
...my first LSDJ
spam the boards for free plays on release days.
defensive aura, expensive fedora,
drive to taco bell in a dented ford explorer
code red 4 liters crunchy gorditas,
cravin' to take in a bunch of tortillas.
pokemon elite, far from petite,
more fat than snorlax at an all you can eat.

2PLAYER more than the wave channel,
2PLAYER more than you can handle,
2PLAYER so let the word spread,
2PLAYER got the nerd cred.

all i want is to be the best,
and watch dragonball z on VHS.
obsessed with japanese language and art,
rock a neck beard while i get geared to larp.
shop at hot topic, im too inert,
dropped my hot pocket on my dr who shirt.
crawlin' dungeons, eatin' funyons in abundance.
playin' munchkin till im pungent.
im in widescreen,
playin' League on Live stream,
never lost a match with my team.
master of swordplay, stats are my forte
too much mass to get my ass through the doorway.
the king of anime cosplay conventions
and hentai body pillow sweatpants erections.
a digital beast thats clincally weak in physique,
im just a typical geek.

2PLAYER more than NES,
2PLAYER more than just the best,
2PLAYER so let the word spread,
2PLAYER got the nerd cred.

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