MAY BE NORMAL, BUT I'M NO AVERAGE GIRL~ THERE'S NO ONE LIKE ME IN THIS POKEMON WORLD~ SO CHOOSE ME, BABY! COME ON, GIVE ME A WHIRL~ I'LL BE... YOUR... --HEART! YOUR SOUL! YOUR DIAMOND AND PEARL!
THEY SAY AN EEVEE IS A TRAINER'S BEST FRIEND~ A BALL OF VERSATILE FLUFF~ YOU CAN MAKE ME FIT YOUR FAVORITE TREND~ BE IT FIRE, ICE, OR... ...OTHER STUFF...
I CAN EVOLVE TO MATCH MOST ANY TASTE~ THE PURRRFECT FIT FOR YOUR TEAM! USE A STONE! SHOW SOME LOVE! I CAN FIT LIKE FURRY GLOVES! THEN YOU'LL SEE! THAT I CAN BE! WHATEVER YOU NEED ME TO BE!
SOME LIKE IT HOT, SOME LIKE IT WET! SOME LOVE THE SHOCK- I'M YOURS TO CHANGE... EVOLVE ME DAY AND NIGHT-- (WATCH OUT, I BITE~) I'LL SATISFY YOUR NEEDS, NO MATTER HOW STRANGE...
SO CHOOSE ME, BABY! PLEASE DON'T \"LEAF\" ME BEHIND! I GUARANTEE I'M YOUR TYPE! ~AND I... MAY PLAY COLD, BUT ONLY IF YOU DON'T MIND, AND I ENJOY A ~TRIPLE POKEMON FIGHT~
COME BE MY MASTER; I'M YOUR DREAM WORLD COME TRUE! I GOT A LOT OF E-X-P! I LOVE COMPETING (AND SOME BREEDING...) I'M THE POKEMON THAT YOU'RE NEEDING! I'LL BE YOUR SYLVEON~ I'M YOUR CHARMING POKEMON! I'LL BE... WHATEVER YOU NEED ME TO BE!