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Liz Lemon: Hey.
Pete Hornberger: What's up? Hey, have you looked at that Cat Lady sketch? It's still seven minutes long.
Liz Lemon: Yikes, okay.
Pete Hornberger: Oh, and Standards has a problem with that
Michael Jackson bit.
Liz Lemon: But why?
Pete Hornberger: Apparently you can't say he's got a vagina.
Liz Lemon: Oh, it's--fine, I'll just take the whole thing out.
Hey, you gotta tell that NBC page to take it down a notch.
Pete Hornberger: Oh, you mean Ken?
Liz Lemon: Yeah, he just embarrassed me in front of a whole tour group.
Pete Hornberger: I'll talk to him. What is this?
Liz Lemon: Ah, well, you know how I hate it when people
cheat or break rules?
Pete Hornberger: Yes, I do.
Liz Lemon: Well, I just spent 150 bucks on wieners.
Pete Hornberger: Atta boy.
Toofer: Chumley. The beverage situation around here is reprehensible.
Liz Lemon: Oh, good morning, sunshine.
Toofer: Surely our massive conglomerate parent company
could spring for a samovar of coffee.
Frank Rossitano: Yeah, or like a big coffee dispenser.
Toofer: That's what a samovar is.
Frank Rossitano: Are there other black nerds, or is it just you and Urkel?
Liz Lemon: Uh, Cerie, do you wanna get some coffee?
Cerie: No, thank you.
Liz Lemon: No?

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