HE NEEDS A KIDNEY MILTON GREENE DON'T ASK WHY - HE COULD DIE IF YOU DON'T CALL TODAY
Listen, when someone starts talking in the middle of a song you know it's serious. So give Milton a kidney. We all believe in this cause so much we're doing it for free. Except for Sheryl. That's right. I'm the only one getting paid. And only three of us are drunk. Milton Greene needs a kidney. Just like I need this beard. You don't want to see what's under here. And while you don't have two beards you do have two kidneys. Think of it this way: if I had two dollars, I'd give you one, wouldn't I? I'm one of the drunk ones!
THEY SAY THAT TWO IS BETTER THAN ONE BUT SOMETIMES ONE IS BETTER THAN TWO IF YOU HAD TWO HEADS YOU'D WISH YOU HAD ONE HOW IS THIS DIFFERENT? IF YOU HAD TWO DOGS ATTACKING YOU YOU'D WANT JUST ONE THERE I PROVED MY POINT!