ROBERT RANDOLPH & CYNDI LAUPER Milton Green Don't ask why - he could die If you don't call today.
ELVIS COSTELLO (spoken): Listen, when someone starts talking in the middle of a song, you know it's serious.
MARY J. BLIGE (spoken): So give Milton a kidney. We all believe in this cause so much that we're doing it for free. Except for Sheryl.
SHERYL CROW (spoken): That's right. I'm the only one getting paid.
NORAH JONES (spoken): And only three of us are drunk.
MICHAEL McDONALD (spoken): Milton Green needs a kidney. Just like I need this beard. You don't want to see what's under here.
ADAM LEVINE (spoken): And while you don't have two beards you do have two kidneys. Think of it this way: if I had two dollars, I'd give you one, wouldn't I?
CYNDI LAUPER (spoken): I'm one of the drunk ones!
ADAM HOROVITZ, TALIB KWELI & MICHAEL DIAMOND They say that two is better than one But sometimes one is better than two If you had two heads you'd wish you had one How is this different? If you had two dogs attacking you You'd want just one, There we proved our point!