I am he as you are he as you are me And we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly, I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy You let your face grow long
I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob
Mr. City policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky See how they run, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife Pornographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl You let your knickers down
I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob
Sitting in an English garden Waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan From standing in the English rain
I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob G-goo goo g' joob
Expert, texpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snide, I'm crying
Semolina Pilchard, Climbing up the Eiffel tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob G-goo goo g' joob Goo goo g' goo G-goo goo g' joob goo
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