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If you think you want not to exist Then just drink a fifth and slit your wrist If you think you're getting tired of this Then just drink a fifth, just take a sip If you think you wanna call it quits Then just drink a fifth and slit your wrist If you're gonna be a pessimist Then slit it, get it over with Here's a bedtime rhyme if you're not sublime Just do what you want, just do what you gotta do Jack and Jill went up the hill kiddy I bet you'd like to do it too But then Jack fell down and he broke his crown And Jill called for help, but no one was around So she started to cry and she found a knife And then she slit her little fucking wrist…
If you think you want not to exist Then just drink a fifth and slit your wrist If you think you're getting tired of this Then just drink a fifth, just take a sip If you think you wanna call it quits Then just drink a fifth and slit your wrist If you're gonna be a pessimist Then slit it, get it over with Here's another story that gets a little gory But we all know there's glory in a tragedy It's about a boy off at college in a sorority And he cried everyday and he cried every night And nothing was wrong but nothing was right So he called his mom and said he wanted to die And this is what his mommy said
Just put a bullet in your head Take some pills and go to bead Step in front of a truck That's what I said, I don't give a fuck As long as you get it done, I'm sick of your tongue It's running all the time, you're pissing on my mind You whine, you whine, you whine, you whine, You whine, you whine, you whine, you whine, You whine, you whine, you whine, you whine, You whine, you whine, you whine, you whine, You whine, you whine, you whine, you whine You whine... (Ah, fuck it...) Listen there's something that I gotta talk to you about... And I don't wanna hurt you but... I just had to get if off my chest And I think you're a really special person and...
If you think you want not to exist Then just drink a fifth and slit your wrist If you think you're getting tired of this Then just drink a fifth, just take a sip If you think you wanna call it quits Then just drink a fifth and slit your wrist If you're gonna be a pessimist Then slit it, get it over with If you think you want not to exist Then just drink a fifth and slit your wrist If you think you're getting tired of this Then just drink a fifth, just take a sip If you think you wanna call it quits Then just drink a fifth and slit your wrist If you're gonna be a pessimist Then slit it, get it over with
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