I got up on the wrong side of bed And I spilled coffee on your white tee I burnt your bacon, burnt your pancakes, and my hand It's not my day, I hope you understand
Didn't take my meds and now I'm all depressed And my heart is beating out of my chest I'm feeling clumsy and I'm falling over But then you kiss me, and I'm not sober
Call me up after a bad day at work You know I'll put you first 'Cause it's me and you Me and you against the world!
Me and you Me and you against the world!
Traffic's bad, and your road rage is peaking You get cut off, man, what are they thinking Run out of gas, and you're coasting in neutral So just call me, 'cause you know I'll come through
You're late to work so stop getting defensive Your boss is yelling and it's best offensive Wait 'till tonight, I'll bring my nurse's costume And all you'll smell is my sweet perfume
Call me up after a bad day at work You know I'll put you first 'Cause it's me and you (Me and you) Me and you against the world!
Me and you (Me and you) Me and you against the world!
The sky would fall down Raise around the white house Earthquake shook us down into the ground
I wouldn't care, no, no Say I wouldn't care, no, no
Call me up after a bad day at work You know I'll put you first 'Cause it's me and you Me and you against the world! (Me and you against the world)
Me and you (Yes, me and you) Me and you against the world!