-Hello -Ding, Dong, Chelskiare on high! -I don't know who you are... -Roy it's Jose ringing! -Feck off. -Now Roy, don't you fecking cry... Sit back enjoy me singing! -Jose.... Jose, knock it off will you. You fecking langer! ALFE INGE HAALAND! -TOP OF LEAGUE IS CHELSKI!
-Come in. COME IN! COME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!! -Ding, Dong, hello to you below. -Sacre bleu. -Arsey, it's Jose calling. I think it's time for you to go. Your league form is appalling! -Get out. Jose, get out, will you! GET OUT! Damn you, Jose!!! To the bicycle! -TOP OF LEAGUE IS CHELSKI!
-The power of Christ compels you! The power of chist compels you! -Knock, knock to Paleandgreeny... Second place, it's Jose tapping! Vinny's hamstering and Aguero's knee.... The only thing you should be wrapping! -TOP OF LEAGUE IS CHELSKI!