Hola. I am Chelski's Hwan Mata. The 'special' one?? Fuck you! Uno, dos, tres, cuatro! When I came in here I thought I'd really made the grade Rafa used to say: "You have qualitty when you play." Two years in a row I was player of the year..... Now Jose's here!! Hello, nice to meet you!
Now I never get picked. What on earth I gotte do? I never get a kick. I've really got the blues.
Boy, it make me sick! Jose is a dick! Gotta feel like a fool! And Jose says all the time...
-Hwan Mata you... -Me?? -You're on a bench -What did I do? Why you make me sad? -It's not so bad - the bench is a nice place -Oh, shuddap your face!!! -What?? What's the matter Hwan - Hey? You not like the bench? You know what you can do? You can fuck off to the Mancs! Moyesy's not the bad! Old Trafford's a nice place! Now, get out of my face... -The 'special' one? Fuck you!!! Fuck you!!!