When I came here, on a bench I thought I'd be. But the teamsheet said I play! Unlike poor old Slippy G.
-I've been here once or twice. That mighty red marauder Has slipped down the pecking order! -Did you say slipped?
- The first half went so well - I scored a goal in front of the Kop. Phace Jones smashed a llama in two. Then Slippy took of his tracksuit top.
-He nearly broke me in half. When he stepped on Ander's calf. Gotta feel like a fool! - A fool? HANG ON A MINUTE!! - No - you didn't. It was only 48 seconds.
What's the matter you, hey? Why you stamp - are you thick? Get off, get on your bike! While a perform a bicycle kick!
Okay, Studge he may scored. Shrek missed and Angel hanballed... But we're going to finish fourth!
Slippy G? Fuck you! The 'special' sigh? Fuck you! Louis van Harsh? I love you!