-It's Christmas time.... I'm so glad I never stayed!
At Christmas time.... I see my in'laws.. -To get laid! -Right, you're dropped. -It was only a joke!!!
-Look at our balls... -You mean points!! -I mean points.. of plenty! -We should spread a smile of joy. -Raise your arms if you're in a top 4 at Xmas time!
-But say a pwayer.. A gwazy fwog pwayer.. For the other twit-two. -WHAT?! NOT A CHANCE!!!!!!! FUCK Lolerpool! They spunked over 100 million!!! -You're my choice when he's gone! -T'riffic! Cor! Fantastic! -Lolerpool cwucified me... But it's their worst leage start for 50 years. -Two words.... "Paul" "Konchesky" -And "Bwad" "Jones"?
-Poor old Brendan and Arsey Their teams are shite! -Even YOU beat them! -What's that supposed to mean, FatAss? -Brendan, what can we say? -Erm.. 'Hard work" "Outstanding" "Honesty of the group" And some other cliches? It's worked so far. -THEY NEED POINTS AT XMAS TIME!! -Ya useless bastards!!!
-Pray for asey Whinger! He needs points at Xmas time! Pray for Brendan the Elephant Seal! His team shit since Chewy jumped ship! Pray for asey Whinger! He needs points at Xmas time!
-We need some points at Xmas time. -YA USELESS BASTARDS!!!