Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Turtles count it off! One, Two, Three, Four! Turtles! Mutant chain reaction Turtles! Livin' underground Turtles! Ninjitsu action Turtles! It's a shell of a town! Turtles count it off! One! Leonardo's always in control Two! The wise guy is Michelangelo Three! Donatello he's the brains of the bunch Four! Count on Raphael to throw the first punch! I love bein' (I love bein') I love bein' a Turtle! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Turtles count it off! One, Two, Three, Four! Turtles! There's no one better Turtles! (Mikey) "We shredded Shredder!" Turtles! They're like no others Turtles! Those teenage brothers One, Two, Three, Four! One, Two, Three, Four! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!