One, two… But that’s no good. Look, it won’t work. My annoyingness* will keep on evolving, more and more.
*Note: here “annoyingness” is synonymous with “noisy” (uzai), and “Uzaya” is the widely accepted nickname for Izaya in the Japanese fanbase.
If you were someone I could kill with mere words, then I wouldn’t be interested in the first place. So I thought. And smiled. But wait. That’s probably not the case.
A journey to the apex of evilness starts with a single step. So I’ll go on with a resolution as firm as stone. Bit by bit till there’s no turning back. Even if you’re going to die from it - actually, do die, please?
Fluffy and fluttering, fluttery and fluffy. I’ll fly to the moon if you use your fist. Fluttery and fluffy, fluffy and fluttering. All I have to do is smile to get you go berserk at me. Thank you, Ikebukuro. Even if our fateful encounter was just a prank by myself, We should feel blessed by it…shouldn’t we?
But that’s no good. Look, it won’t work. My annoyingness will keep on evolving, more and more. Yup, I don’t want it like that. Hey, that’s not enough. Keep looking at me forever and ever.