You are woman, I am man You are smaller, so I can be taller than You are softer to the touch It's a feeling, I like feeling very much You are someone I've admired Still our friendship Leaves something to be desired Does it take more explanation than this? You are woman, I am man Let's kiss
[Rachel:] Isn't this the height of nonchalance Furnishing a bed in restaurants? Well, a bit of dinner never hurt But guess who is gonna be dessert? Do good girls do just what mama says When mama's not around? It's a feeling Oy vey, what a feeling
[Paolo:] A bit of pate
[Rachel:] I drink it all day Should I do the things he'll tell me to? In this pickle what would sadie do? In my soul I feel an inner lack Just suppose he wants his dinner back?
[Rachel:] Now I feel that there's a fire here Try that once a little higher, dear What a beast to ruin such a pearl Would a convent take a Jewish girl?