Early in the morning I wake up and the day seems boring There's nothing on today and all my friends have gone away I guess I could go to clubs and dance But the party is in my pants I wonder what's going on down there Now mum's coming down the stairs
Nobody likes them, they're such a pain They last for hours and waste half your day, Nobody likes them they're such a pain They're gone in the night and live for the day
It's such an annoying task The kind of thing that mum would ask Like washing a car or sponge bathing grandma! I wish it was a task that I could skip But then I think that my pants would rip, You just see some things protrude And some people think that's rude