Eddie Never went nowhere He stayed at home and play his X-Box He read too many comics He watched too much TV Then somehow it got around That his parents would be out of town And so they all decided That he should have a party Climbing through the windows They were jumping off the roof They were diving in the pool Until he finally let loose
He said tonight I'm superhero Watch me fly I'll never get low And I wont come down again (No no no) Tonight I'm superhero I'm about to lose my halo I wanna do it again
He had never got any But this is the night his luck would change She wore those thick black glasses But she was so sexy Then they started throwin' bottles Partied 'til they trashed the whole house But he just did care though Cuz he was finally happy She met him on the staircase Like Kent and Lois Lane They started making out and it would never be the same
He said tonight I'm superhero Watch me fly I'll never get low And I wont come down again (No no no) Tonight I'm superhero I'm about to lose my halo I wanna do it again
Neighbors came at midnight screaming Turn that music down They said where the hell is Eddie He was nowhere to be found
He said tonight I'm superhero Watch me fly I'll never get low And I wont come down again
He said tonight I'm superhero Watch me fly I'll never get low And I wont come down again (No no no) Tonight I'm superhero I'm about to lose my halo I wanna do it again