685) Teamheadkick - 187 (Assassin's Creed Brotherhood) | Текст песни

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• 187 (Assassin's Creed Brotherhood)

Oh Ezio, oh you're so fricken hot
Oh Ezio, I want you to assassinate my pussy

It's Ezio again and you know about my swagger
Leaning side to side walking around with my dagger
There's no place you can hide when I'm coming for your life
That's right, like OJ Simpson I'll cut you with a knife
Quick! Walking down the street, there'll be always me blasting
'Cause I'm an uber 1337 pwn h4x0rz assassin
Getting stabby stabby all up in your gut
Straight knocking my head, then getting stabby in your butt
Worked alone in the past, but now I got a crew with the Brotherhood and you're totally screwed
Infect you like the flu, I'm sick as a cold
A little mental in the head, I'm the taker of souls
I'm a killer of thriller, a human weapon, every step and I'll find you bad guys and teach you all a lesson
I'll be pressing the action, while you try to roll away
But like a cat with 9 lives, I'll live to fight another day
So pray that you haven't pissed me off or I'll regulate
Chop you up in little pieces, serve your ass up on my plate
Wait, I ain't no cannibal, but I kill you all one by one
Weapons of the trade; I use swords, knives and hidden guns

Here come the Brotherhood
You best be afraid
Here come the Brotherhood
You'll get the tip of my blade
Here come the Brotherhood
Always moving in packs, always on the attack, we're serving up the contracts
It's the Brotherhood
You best be afraid
Here come the Brotherhood
You'll get the tip of my blade
Here come the Brotherhood
Always moving in packs, always on the attack, we're serving up the contracts

'Cause it's 1-8-7 on the mother fucking Templar (that means murder)
Uh huh, 'cause I'm a pwn star
I'm like a ninja but better, cheesier than cheddar
Running around the town collecting all the feathers
Got a bag of coins, I'm rich as fuck
Giving out shots of vodka, get the ladies drunk
With my eagle vision, I'll be checking lingerie
Find a chick I like and take a roll in the hay
All the Templars hate me, all the bitches love me
Baby like, (Ezio, can you teach me how to dougie?)
No problem miss, let your booty relax and take a sip of this shit and start shaking your ass
'Cause I don't play at all, I'm straight bad to the bone
I'll sneak up in your house, chop off your dome
Always hanging out with bimbos, popping lots of mentos
Climbing up your ledges, walls and your windows
Hang around while you're passing me by
Spread my wings like batman, look to the sky
Then I dive, and it's death from above
Because killing bad guys is the thing that I love

Here come the Brotherhood
You best be afraid
Here come the Brotherhood
You'll get the tip of my blade
Here come the Brotherhood
Always moving in packs, always on the attack, we're serving up the contracts
It's the Brotherhood
You best be afraid
Here come the Brotherhood
You'll get the tip of my blade
Here come the Brotherhood
Always moving in packs, always on the attack, we're serving up the contracts

Take gold and your loot, I'll pickpocket your wallet
I gotta leave, I'm Speedy Gonzales
Steel, silver and gold, money diamonds and more
Like Robin Hood, bitch; give my cash to the poor
And I strut around dancing like a medieval asshole
Doing the Soulja Boy at the top of the castle
Damn girl, you look good in them skimpies
Staring right at your chest, 'cause them some Tig ol' Bitties
Whilst I'm done killing, let's go out on a date
'Cause I'm getting really sick and tired of having to masturbate
Wait, I need another minute, like a fat kid eating cake; I'm almost finished
Got no shampoo and I got no toothbrush, don't need no hygiene; I got the Animus!
Running past the guards, where did Ezio go?
A blade to the back

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