7 Seconds of Love - The Internet Is Made Of Cats | Текст песни

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Some people think the internet is a series of tubes,
Some people think it's made of wires,
And lasers, and some hats.
Some people think it's stuck together
With a load of glue,
But they're all wrong because the internet is made of

CATS!!!

The internet is made of cats,
The internet is made of cats.
Cats, cats, cats, cats, cats!
The internet is made of cats!

The internet was born in Japan 2001.
There were not many cats so bandwidth was not very high.
To get the cats around the net they had to keep them small,
So they compressed kittens using the ancient art of Bonsai.
Although more kittens came online with each an every day.
The connectivity and bandwidth of the net weren't great
Because the kittens' numbers did not grow as you would hope
As God kills a kitten every time he sees you masturbate.

The internet is made of cats,
The internet is made of cats.
Cats, cats, cats, cats, cats!
The internet is made of cats!

The revolution came when LOLcats harnessed humankind
To create many cats with captions on that were quite mental.
While death-rates from a vengeful God stayed
More or less the same
The growth in internet kittens soon became exponential.
For a while it looked as though everything was just fine:
With more cats in the network things grew fast as fast can be.
But soon the laws of physics started to bend with the strain
As the number of cats tended towards infinity.

The internet is made of cats,
The internet is made of cats.
Cats, cats, cats, cats, cats!
The internet is made of cats!

The Internet Cat Project
Kittens Inspired by Kittens:
Recursive cats spiralled down to a singularity.
Which birthed a cat-god, powerful beyond imagination
Called "Maru", who appeared obsessed with box idiocy.
But despite looking like a fat-cat moron who liked boxes
Maru was in fact manipulating both time and space.
He summoned forth the Dark One
From beyond the deepest past.
The one who would be saviour of the Internet Cat Race

The internet is made of cats,
The internet is made of cats.
Cats, cats, cats, cats, cats!
The internet is made of...
The internet is made of cats,
The internet is made of cats.
Cats, cats, cats, cats, cats!
The internet is made of cats...
...and that's a fact!

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