7L & Esoteric - I Hate Flying | Текст песни

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• I Hate Flying

[Verse 1:]
You want me to relax on a plane?/
Man, that’s practically insane/
Every time I fly, I’m convinced we going down in flames/
See I pass security and dealt with all the rubbish/
Like taking my belt and kicks off, and paying eighty bucks for luggage/
Pick up my carry-on, I’m ready to fly/
Like a bird, get my Larry on, I’m stepping inside/
People always in the way, they gotta move to the left/
There’s a captain with the booze on his breath/
I greet the stewardess next/
Who’s kinda hot, but she isn’t my style/
Just my luck I have the seat between the window and aisle/
Stuck between two people, I’m a prisoner now/
And behind us is this Ritalin child, shit is wild/
The woman next to me is Betty, perfume heavy/
Southern accent mixed with cranking on already/
The dude on my left, death breath, I suppose/
A redneck named Ed if I’m judging by his clothes/
And yo, you think I’d like that/
‘Cause I don’t pay attention to the flight attendant/
When she demonstrate the life vest/
Or the oxygen mask, ’cause if we’re gonna crash/
We all dying, that’s why I hate flying/

[Chorus (Jay-Z sample)]
I can touch down and take off the same night/
Only thing change, the tail number on the flight/

[Verse 2]
I guess we getting in at midnight, show me/
A nine hour flight with one in-flight movie/
It’s some chick flick, sisterhood traveling pants shit/
I can’t sit still, can’t go to bed/
Can’t grab my headphones, they’re in the overhead/
Unless I climb over Ed/
Yo I think I’ll wait for a soda instead/
Yeah I’ll have a Pepsi – the whole can, not a cup of ice/
Man I’m feeling like I suck at life/
And when the turbulence kicks in my nervous system/
Makes every little sound sound sickening/
Sometimes I feel planes are the worst invention/
Birds and engines don’t mix/
Shit mechanics don’t fix/
Betty’s sleeping and I’m frozen like a mannequin/
I take a look around the cabin and nobody’s panicking/
And that’s good, but whether we’re safe/
Can usually be told by the look on the flight attendant’s face/
That’s when I hear a crazy sound and she hits the ground/
The redneck looks at me and says, ‘I think we’re going down’/
And now there’s women screaming, babies crying/
I’m afraid of dying, I hate flying/

[Chorus (Jay-Z sample)]
I can touch down and take off the same night/
Only thing change, the tail number on the flight/

[Verse 3]
I think Ed is right, shit we going down/
I hope the landing gear is intact/
I’m prepared for impact/
I feel my limbs crack/
Pull my head to my knees/
Got my ears covered up/
What the fuck is going on?/
I’m holding on/
We supposed to sail right across/
Not go out like the Oceanic flight from Lost/
Yeah we dive through clouds/
As beams of sweat dive through my eyebrows/
I’m thinking, ‘Why now?’/
My whole body tenses up, fist clenches up/
Hell or Heaven, tell me where will I be ending up?/
My seat’s buckled, head’s buried, eyes shut/
The captain comes on but everyone’s like, “What?’/
‘Cause you can’t understand, never can/
And I think we passed the point of looking for a place to land/
This is certain death, I won’t even need a coffin/
I won’t bleed a drop and/
Somebody better tell Saint Peter I’ll be knocking/
Can’t believe this is it, the only option/
We gonna blow up, incinerate and no one’s watching/
Altitude dropping/
There’s no stopping this plane/
My ears popping it’s insane/
My fear I can’t conceal it/
It’s sad won’t feel it/
I’m thinking of my life/
My son, my dog, my wife/
No, no, no! Nobody’s talking/
This is it we’re gonna die! ‘Welcome to Boston’/

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