[Intro]: And for the kindergarten atmosphere we have a theme like this
[Verse One]: New rapper I don't want you to get upset But how the hell can we be fam if we ain't never met? And how the hell does someone like you expect Me to lay a verse for you outta respect? All I hear is, "Esoteric will you rap for me?" When I was 19 dawg I used to rap for free But now I'm 30 somethin' My words are worth somethin' You gotta come up with some cash for me to murder somethin' As far as your reputation I never heard of nothin' Send me a link or website, let me refer to somethin' Show me a flier, a track, give me a shirt or somethin' Show me you're serious and maybe we can work on somethin' I'm not your brother, your uncle or your perverted cousin So don't come at me with that "Fam, spit a verse or somethin'" It ain't all love, take that shit to church or somethin' And get the fuck up out my store unless you purchase somethin'
[Scratch Hook]: "I'm talking to you" - Tears For Fears 'Shout Shout Let It All Out'
[Verse Two]: Allow me to be Frank like Zappa Most the dudes I hear today, they reek of fecal matter I'd do a joint for free if it could move me up the ladder But that would have to be with a more established rapper I know I'm not KRS I know I'm not Jay-Z I know I'm not Rakim but you still gotta pay me You see I tour the country, don't beg like a junkie Feed me well and pay me well and hear me get funky Don't shit for free, I grew outta like a onsie I'm worldwide, you rap around here/hair like a scrunchie You must think I'm some type of jerk or somethin' The way you talkin' you must want me to go berserk or somethin' I do what I love and I love what I do If you want me on your song you must do too So pay me It makes sense to me You wouldn't ask a dude to paint your fuckin' fence for free I'm about to go Freddie Foxxx, twin Glocks If you don't stay the motherfuck up out my inbox Your whole style is wearing thin like gym socks Don't ask me to do it for the good of hip hop Especially dawg, when you ain't good for hip hop Take heed to the words I'm sayin' hops
[Esoteric talking]: That's right. Don't say, "We're trying to unify the scene." I'm not down with that scene. Know what I mean? I keep this rhyme simple so you can sing along. Baby talk. Alright, goo goo ga ga, understand what I'm sayin'. This is for the new jacks. The newcomers. I mean, the up and comers