[Intro] "You again" - "Are you following me?" "Why no, I'm stalking you" *scratching* From a distance I desired her Se-secretly admired her *scratching* From a distance I desired her Se-secretly admired her
[Verse 1] I stroll through the mall Runnin' my finger along the wall I just left a restroom stall Got a strange way of movin' Strange way of dressin' Strange way of makin' a, good first impression Memphis only jacket, unidentified packet Sunglasses, jeans wash was acid, newspaper in the back I also got a dagger strapped to my leg But who knows what I'm gonna do with that A sick fuck without employment Hankerin' in every single shopping center for my own enjoyment I checkin' out a girl that's fly She's workin' at the mack make-up counter next to Best Buy Waitin' by the elevator, tryna look busy So I can figure out what I'm gonna tell her later First time I met her I didn't really bait her I was making change as she was purchasin' a peter I gave her money back, she gave me a look Batted her, eyelashes that was all that it took Now she owes me, cause it's obvious she wants me I'm looking at you, girl I must have you
[Sample of someone talking] Cause you're the one You are the unspoiled virgin bride You are the blonde canvas on which I will paint my future Don't you remember you smiled at me once at the croissant tray
[Verse 2] Quirky and eccentric, I'm a true fiend I know her routine, her eyes are blue green I guess they're contacts cause they used to be brown Plus I watched her get 'em at the optician downtown I'm always scopin' her usually from far away She rides the silver Audi off to work everyday Except for Thursday she gets a ride from her mother Or some other dude until I killed that motherfucker Forget the narrative, I'm thinkin' horse drawn carriages And marriages, she likes to eat esparogus so I think Cause it stinks when I'm hangin' out At her bathroom sink, having a drink When she's at the shrink Yo she never should've winked Now I got her name on my arm in ink I'm in her closet strokin' her mink Looking for the missing link But all I find is Pink and N'Sync She's sweet, sixteen and good yet she's callin' me a creep Cause I'm sneakin' through her backyard just to watch her sleep Rain snow or sleet, ya gotta understand Everywhere she goes there I am, the stalker
Hook: *scratching* From a distance I desired her Se-secretly admired her *scratching* From a distance I desired her
Alright wanna know what I do Listen this is how it goes
[Verse 3] Find out where she works, go online do a search Dig up some dirt, put on a shirt buy her some skirts But look like a regular guy don't go berserk You whole goal's to flirt but now ya gotta lurk Pretend you're a customer, grab yourself a map And throw an extra sweater in the bag from The Gap And keep a low pro, but don't look conspicuous And don't wear that Iceberg, Why?, it looks ridiculous Rapid french find a bench near the wench Put your elbows on ya lap and just sit there like that Nah, it sounds dreadful but find out her schedule If she gotta close, ya gotta rock the janitor's clothes And change thrash 'til ya knees hurt Water plants in the short sleeve shirt cause you need work And if she's off at eleven Be outside with ya lights out and the engine revvin'
*engine revving*
[Older guys talking] Well I realise recently that I'm getting older And I think that when I knew this was that teenage girls Don't acknowledge me as a sexual being Now don't misunderstand m