(Sherlock) I never really knew puzzles could be like this All these crimes to solve its absolute bliss No thing as heroes, John And if there were I’m not one This is too much fun
One pink iPhone and some mysterious calls The chases thrill me and the game is on If I’m wise the solution’s mine And then the man and then I’ve won the prize
CHORUS Oh I’m on fire tonight The clues don’t lie And I’m starting to finalize My ideas behind The mastermind I’m getting closer with every life on the line
(John) Sherlock, you can’t really leave us hanging There are innocents at stake But see? A little information on the planets Would make a more solvable case
Though when you walk up to the crime scene Nobody can ignore you, with your swishy coat and ice cold stare Sherlock this man is really twisted, hooking up children and old women And creating all these bombing scares
(Sherlock) One pink iPhone and some mysterious calls The chases thrill me and the game is on If I’m wise the solution’s mine And then the man and then I’ve won the prize
CHORUS Oh I’m on fire tonight The clues don’t lie And I’m starting to finalize My ideas behind The mastermind I’m getting closer with every life on the line
Cause I’m on fire tonight The clues don’t lie And Moriarty is my guy Bruce-Partington Plans At midnight At the pool where Carl Powers died
The results back from the Morgue, congrats Ian Monkford on relocation to Colombia