Not My Division (or Lestrade and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day)
You’d think New Scotland Yard would appreciate precision How many times can I say it? It’s not my division! It’s like a pack of lemmings who can’t seem to make decisions Fuck it didn’t I just tell you, it’s not my division?
Next man who tells me it’s my problem I’m gonna shoot right in the eye
Mycroft Holmes is bad bad man I won’t let myself get mixed up with him if I can (help it) Umbrella so suave thinks he owns the world I’m too old to have a crush like a little girl
Next man who tells me its Him on the phone Is getting kicked right in the nuts
You’d think Watson could keep his detective on hand It’s not my problem and I won’t make a stand But he better well look before he damn well leaps Next crime scene he tampers with I think I’m gonna freak
Next man who tells me he’s solved the case without us Better duck lest he start to cry
Next problem given to me when it’s not mine Somebody’s gonna die Except not really Cause that would be bad As a DI Fuck it