Don my purple gloves to face another day Snag, bag and tag – the world to save Farnsworth, Tesla and grappler at my side Got a ping – another artifact to find Call it a “vibe”; call it a feeling But things around here are about to get freaky Catch the scent of fudge in the air Another artifact out there causing despair Threatening to ruin the worlds day...
I wanna be a Warehouse agent It’s what I was born to be Endless wonder; so many things to see Hey, hey, hey – an agents life for me There are lives on the line Come to the rescue at the risk of mine Saving the world one artifact at a time
Brain washed and body swapped Drunk, pregnant, old, blonde – been through the lot Who would have thought a compass could affect a life? Or the tick of a metronome could preserve mine? Rose from the ashes like a Phoenix Brushed with death so much I’ve got the t-shirt I can handle being whammied again As long as I don’t wind up crazy, evil or dead Never rule anything out...
It’s been a long journey to take Strangers brought together in the most unusual way The fear, the horror, the tough times together we face Another threat trying to take it all away Lost friends; sacrifices have been made Family forged; in the face of crisis we blaze
Don my purple gloves to face another day Another day of endless wonder awaits With my partner and best friend at my side I’ll protect this happy place of mine Grown from next gen to agent to caretaker Fell for my knight in Victorian armour Found a place that I can call home Against it all found my place in the world Wondering at endless wonder...