Jesus Christ, I fucked up. My fellow scientists agree I should never have poured test tube A into B ‘Cause it chased deadly fish creatures out of the sea Since we’ll soon all be dead, won’t you get sloshed with me? I’ve just doomed the world, So let’s drink ‘til we hurl! We’ll be drinking for Science tonight! (Chorus) Well it’s whiskey today ‘til the monsters burst in And it’s whiskey to drown away all of our sins Whiskey numbing the pain as they chew through our skin ‘Cause we’re drinking for science tonight! The plan was to force the world’s minds to evolve Once small whiff of my gas, all your problems are solved! I’d spread joy, all my dubious methods absolved! But because that went wrong, now our flesh gets dissolved By the hideous beasts who will make us their feast So we’re drinking for science tonight! (Chorus) Raise your glass to the geeks, the steampunks and freaks They’ve inspired my crazy mad scientist streaks And because of all that, they’ll be dead within weeks So lets drink to drown out all the pain and the shrieks They can’t get us first if our livers all burst So we’re drinking for science tonight! (Chorus x3) Yes, we’re drinking for science tonight! (x2)