I was meeting Amelia At a quarter to one; She was working late At the crematorium. When I eased in the back, I was shocked and displeased! Amelia was naked, And her lover deceased.
He'd arrived three days prior, Into her lab; Ripe for the oven, And laid on a slab. Three days in the freezer Had frozen him frigid, But post-mortem stiffness Had left him quite rigid.
Oh, I loved a girl named Amelia, Who suffered from nec-rophi-lia, She thought of me fondly but when all's done and said, She prefered her lovers dead.
Well her damned infidelity Had made me quite furious, But something inside me Was slightly curious. She said she could never Love a man in good health (dissolve into sobbing); But that gave me hope. So I bought a rope (dissolve into sobbing), And I went home And I hung myself.
I did it for a girl named Amelia, Who suffered from acute necrophilia, She thought of me fondly but when all's done and said, She prefered her lovers dead.
And now we're as happy as happy can be, She gets her romancing from me. Who needs religion, When you've sex with your wife, In the happily everly afterly life.
I married a girl named Amelia, My mistress of necrophilia, She thought of me fondly but when all's done and said, She prefered her lovers dead.
I'm married to a girl named Amelia, My princess of necrophilia, Soon I will be nought but bones and decay, But Amelia loves me that way.