1 hundred thousand years ago it was written - that a demon would return to stalk the land of livin' a kid was told never to cheat in games but he didn't listen as a result a demon manifested in his game - system
As I awoke I felt my hatred directed to you, the kid who needed to be taught a valuable lesson a child who wasn't taught that all games should be respected I decided here and now to leave a lasting impression First off I disabled all the codes that were messin' with game mechanics such as infinite ammo for all your weapons no more unlimited lives to use at your discretion and now your in-game hero is easily bested after a few deaths, you leave your house in order to check if the game enhancer that you purchased at the store was defective you bring a new one home and plug it in but I disconnect it inside your system in order to leave the game unmolested You can't beat the first level now you're sweatin' unable to understand the fate that you have been destined BUT WHY AM I LOSING? You can't answer the question and nothing could save you not even divine intervention
CHORUS: I'M, THE LAST, BOSS
now you're sittin' back appalled and shocked and annoyed thinking back at all the bosses that you couldn't destroy all the really simple hazards that you couldn't avoid whether a cruise missile or a derelict asteroid every game you play each strategy you try to deploy gets broken down just like a cheaply manufactured toy you blame your game system but it's just a decoy to hide this demon in this system out to murder you boy!
CHORUS
Now you're totally dead, son, it's a shame I've beaten you to total death in every game and every generation that comes out is the same you buy an action replay x or something equally lame And when the cheats don't do you good you bitch and moan and complain till people think you have something completely wrong with your brain you never ever win and now it starts to drive you insane until you start to look at consoles with a look of disdain and now your game career is gone just as fast as it came no one believed that your affliction was as bad as you claim and in reality they're right, no demon could ever change the fact that you just suck ass at games.