QUIRRELL: You won't sleep on your tummy VOLDEMORT: You won't sleep on your back VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: We're quite a kooky couple, you'll agree QUIRRELL: We share some hands and fingers
VOLDEMORT: And yet, the feeling lingers VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: We're just about as different as anyone could be
VOLDEMORT: You like plotting a garden, and I like plotting to kill QUIRRELL: You think that you should rule the world, I think books are a thrill! Sipping tea by the fire's swell VOLDEMORT: Pushing people in is fun as well I like folding all my ties QUIRRELL: And you have no friends, hey that's a surprise
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: I guess it's plain to see when you look at you and me we're different different as can be
VOLDEMORT: You're a sissy, a twat a girl! I'm the darkest of lords! QUIRRELL: I'm the brightest professor here, I've won several awards VOLDEMORT: My new world is about to unfold QUIRRELL: You got beat by a two year old VOLDEMORT: I'll kill him this time through and through QUIRRELL: Or you might just give him another tattoo
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: You really must agree when you look at you and me we're different different as can-
VOLDEMORT: I'll rise again and I'll rule the world But you must help me renew For when our plan succeeds QUIRRELL: Prevails! VOLDEMORT: Part of that world goes to you
QUIRRELL: When I rule the world I'll plant flowers VOLDEMORT: When I rule the world I'll have snakes And goblins, and werewolves, a fleet of dementors, and giants, and thestrals, and all my Death Eaters! (QUIRRELL: And Jane Austen novels)
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: When I rule the world!! Hahahaha