Look here, look here, They can carry soup or peas, or disease, Spoonely spoonely Lock your door, check your drawers, They're terrible, horrible spoons.
Look at the spoon, you look like a clown! Its all fun and games, but turn it around, And now your face is upside down! It's truly the devils work. *mwhahahaa* They never slice or chop, or spear, Or whisk, or dice, Or pierce, or smear. No all they ever do, I fear, Is spoon, spoon, spoon, SPOON. They're terrible, horrible spoons.
They're big, they're small, They're scoop, they're flick, They're silver, they're wood, They're bowl on a stick! They hold solids and liquids. They'r nothing that stops. They're convex on one side, Concave on the opposite!