He had what you might call a trivial occupation He cleaned the platforms of the local railway station With no romance in his life Sometimes he wished he had a wife
He read the matrimonial advertising pages The cries for help from different people different ages But they had nothing to say (nothing to say) At least not until the day ('til that day) When something special he read This is what it said
If you dream of the girl for you Then call us and get Two for the price of one We're the answer if you feel blue So call us and get Two for the price of one
If you dream of the girl for you (if you are dreaming of the one which will be right for you) Then call us and get (why don't you call us and you'll get two) Two for the price of one We're the answer if you feel blue (we may be the answer to your problem - if by chance you feel blue) So call us and get (why don't you call us and you'll get two) Two for the price of one
He called the number and a voice said Alice Whiting The voice was husky and it sounded quite exciting He was amazed at his luck The purest streak of gold he'd struck
He said I read your ad it sounded rather thrilling I think a meeting could be mutually fulfilling Why don't we meet for a chat? (meet for a chat) The three of us in my flat (in my flat) I can't forget what I read This is what it said
If you dream of the girl for you Then call us and get Two for the price of one We're the answer if you feel blue So call us and get Two for the price of one
If you dream of the girl for you (if you are dreaming of the one which will be right for you) Then call us and get (why don't you call us and you'll get two) Two for the price of one We're the answer if you feel blue (we may be the answer to your problem - if by chance you feel blue) So call us and get (why don't you call us and you'll get two) Two for the price of one
She said, I'm sure we must be perfect for each other And if you doubt it, you'll be certain when you meet my mother