I am a young man with A simple occupation I clean the toilets Of the local railway station There's no romance in my life Sometimes I wish I had a knife I read the offers on the advertisement pages The cries for help from different people Different ages But they had nothing to say At least not until today When something special I read This is what it said:
If you dream of a girl for you Then call us and get Two for the price of one It's a bargain if you feel blue So call us and get Two for the price of one If you dream of a girl for you Then call us and get Two for the price of one It's a bargain if you feel blue So call us and get Two for the price of one
I called the number and a voice said: "Alice Lexy" Her voice was husky and it sounded kinda sexy I was amazed at my luck The purest streak of gold I've struck I said: "I read your ad It sounded rather thrilling I think a meeting could be mutually fulfilling Why don't we meet for a chat? The three of us in my flat I can't forget what you said" This is what I read:
If you dream of a girl for you Then call us and get Two for the price of one It's a bargain if you feel blue So call us and get Two for the price of one If you dream of a girl for you Then call us and get Two for the price of one It's a bargain if you feel blue So call us and get Two for the price of one
I am a young man with A simple occupation I clean the platforms and the toilets At the railway station