I am a young man with a simple occupation I cleaned the toilets of the local railway station There's no romance in my life - sometimes I wished I had a knife
I read the offers on the advertising pages The cries for help from different people, different ages But they had nothing to say, at least not until the day, When something special I read, this is what it said
If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get Two for the price of one If it's foggy and you feel blue, so call us and get Two for the price of one
I called the number and a voice said "Alice Lexy" The voice was husky and it sounded kinda sexy I was amazed at my luck, the purest streak of gold I'd struck I said, I read your ad, it sounded rather stilling(?) I think a meeting could be mutually fulfilling Why don't we meet for a chat, the three of us in my flat I can't forget what you said This is what I read
If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get Two for the price of one If it's foggy and you feel blue, so call us and get Two for the price of one
I am a young man with a simple occupation I cleaned the toilets of the local railway station