Hey Casanova, you're lookin' good Women get sticky and men get wood Sing like a black man, you're so intense Homo or hetero? Get off the fence
Yellin' and moanin' most every place Your veins are poppin', red in the face Make loads of money around the clock You look just like a poodle that's gone into shock
Mikey's butt's just like Mikey's mouth 'cause when they start to sing nasty things come out You really stink things up and you're gonna pay Hey I can smell your music a mile away
Got lots of groupies, they wait upstairs They want to party, you want their hair Deflated afro, look like a bug Is that your hairdo or a persian rug ?
Hey Mr.Cueball, can this be true ? They say the devil's made deals with you You're rich and famous, now you don't care He knows your soul is empty So he takes your hair