Take a cup of lack-of-talent Add a fag who's good in bed Dude with big lips, chick with big tits Mix until they're dead Sprinkle on some crappy lyrics Add a really stupid name learn how to pose, ridiculous clothes Voila' instant fame
You wanna be on MTV Well here's the recipe You wannabees on MTV Follow the recipe
Take a huge bag of assholes Add a couple pounds of shit Some booze and cocaine, pretend you're insane and steal some 50's hit Make 'em think you're real pretentious A serious poetic soul You're dumb as a cow, you're famous but how ? I don't really know