She gave me the Queen She gave me the King She was wheelin' and dealin' Just doin' her thing She was holdin' a pair But I had to try Her Deuce was wild But my Ace was high But how was I to know That she'd been dealt with before Said she'd never had a Full House But I should have known From the tattoo on her left leg And the garter on her right She'd have the card to bring me down If she played it right She's got the jack, she's got the jack She's got the jack, she's got the jack She's got the jack, she's got the jack She's got the jack, she's got the jack She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack She's got the jack Poker face was her name Poker face was her nature Poker straight was her game If she knew she could get you She played 'em fast And she played 'em hard She could close her eyes And feel every card But how was I to know That she'd been shuffled before Said she'd never had a Royal Flush But I should have known That all the cards were comin' From the bottom of the pack And if I'd known what she was dealin' out I'd have dealt it back She's got the jack, she's got the jack She's got the jack, and who knows what else? She's got the jack, yeah, yeah She's got the jack, she's got the jack She's got the jack, she's got the jack She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack She's got the jack She's got the jack, she's got the jack, Ooh, It was a bad deal, (Jack) She gave me the (Jack), hey She's got the (Jack), she's got the (Jack) She's got the (Jack), ooh can't you tell She's got the (Jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack) (She's got the jack, she's got the Jack) She's got the jack, she's got the Jack She's got the jack, you never know! She's got the jack, she's got the jack She's got the jack She's got the jack, and it hurts! (She's got the jack) She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack She's got the jack Aaaaaah! Oooooh! Thank you, thank you, thank you people, thank you, thank you I'm glad you like the show, yes, thank you very much folks. Goodnight and God bless!
ВАЛЕТ [прим. пер.: игра слов the jack - гонорея]
Она сдала мне Даму, Затем она сдала мне Короля. Она все тасовала и шуршала колодой, Она знала свое дело. У нее была Пара, Но мне пришлось ответить. Ее Двойка будоражила, Но у меня наготове был мой Туз. Но откуда мне было знать, Что она играла в карты и раньше? Она сказала, что ей никогда не доставался Full House*. [прим. пер.: помимо карточного термина, Full House - букет венерич. заболеваний] Но мне следовало было догадаться, глядя на ее татуировку на левой ноге, И подвязку на правой. Она могла бы побить меня нужной картой, Если бы разыграла партию верно. У нее "Валет". У нее "Валет". У нее "Валет". Она была настоящей лицемеркой, По природе. Покер был ее излюбленной игрой. Знай она мои карты - она бы сразу сделала меня. Она играла быстро, Играла смело. Она могла играть с закрытыми глазами И чувствовать все карты. Но откуда мне было знать, Что с ней уже и раньше мухлевали на сдаче? Она сказала, что ей никогда не доставался Royal Flush. Но мне следовало было догадаться, Что все карты шли со дна колоды. И знай я, что именно она сдает, - я бы вернул все карты назад! У нее "Валет"! И кто знает - что еще в придачу? У нее "Валет"! Это больно! Спасибо, народ, спасибо,! Я рад, что вам понравилось наше шоу!