the following is a true story, only the names have been changed, to protect the guilty well I left my job in my home town, and I headed for the smoke got a rock 'n' roll band, and a fast right hand gonna get to the top nothin's gonna stop us no nothing so if you got the money, we got the sound you put it up, and we'll put it down if you've got the dollar, we've got the song just wanna boogie woogie all night long, yeah boogie I got holes in my shoes, I got holes in my teeth I got holes in my socks, I can't get no sleep I’m trying to make a million and I got patches, on the patches on my old blue jeans well they used to be blue, when they used to be new when they used to be clean but I got a momma, whose a hummer just keepin' me alive while I’m in the band room drinkin' with the boys she's workin' nine to five, she knows her place that women but just you wait one of these days see me drivin' round town in my rock 'n' rolls Royce with the sun roof down my bottle of booze no summertime blues shouting loud look at me in my rock 'n ' roll voice no it ain't no fun, waiting round to be a millionaire no it ain't no fun, waiting round to be a millionaire do you believe me it ain't no fun, waiting round to be a millionaire it ain't no fun I don't care what they say, waiting round to be a millionaire and drive a rolls Royce car no it ain't no fun, you know it, waiting round to be a millionaire no no no no no no no, no it ain't no fun, waiting round to be a millionaire got a million dollar scream well it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) oh no no it it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) that’s what I said well it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) and I wanna be rich no it it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) ain’t no fun digging this ditch ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire, you better believe me ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire, ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire no it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire it ain't no fun (ain't no fun), no it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) I ain't having no fun (ain't no fun), No it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire, no it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire, it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire no it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire hey, hello Howard, how you doing friend, next door neighbour getting you’re f***ing Jumbo outta my airport it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire